Bugs Rabbit

Luis tells Diego he had a good day. Talking.

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Luis: I made a pun today.

Diego: Were you happy with the result?

Luis: Yes.

Diego: Were the others happy you were happy?

Luis: They groaned.

Diego: For a pun that’s a big success.

Luis: Thanks. Simple pleasures for simple folk.

Diego: But you know, there’s a man called Don who draws puns.

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Bulls

Wake up! We’re at Bulls.

Huh? Where?

Bulls. The whole town is themed Bulls. Shops have bull in their names.

Yawn.

Seriously. Look. Vegeta-bul. Consta-bul. That’s police.

That’s funny?

Maybe not funny. But it’s fun. Unforgeta-bul even.

What’s that black monstrosity?

A wooden bull. What else?

New Zealand so-called broadband is blimming useless. From 3 PM to midnight it slows to a crawl and often crashes. You may as well forget about uploading files.
Expensive and pathetic.

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