Bulls

Wake up! We’re at Bulls.

Huh? Where?

Bulls. The whole town is themed Bulls. Shops have bull in their names.

Yawn.

Seriously. Look. Vegeta-bul. Consta-bul. That’s police.

That’s funny?

Maybe not funny. But it’s fun. Unforgeta-bul even.

What’s that black monstrosity?

A wooden bull. What else?

New Zealand so-called broadband is blimming useless. From 3 PM to midnight it slows to a crawl and often crashes. You may as well forget about uploading files.
Expensive and pathetic.

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