Failed warrant of fitness

Sorry, you need two new tyres. They're worn out.

So it fails the warrant?

Fraid so.

The tyres aren't just a bit worn?

Sorry. Worn out.

But the car only runs a couple of thousand kilometers a year.

That all?

I live overseas.

Oh. By the way, there's a crack in the driver's side mirror.

I know. I couldn't get a spare.

Mirrors off a Gloria fit. They're easy to find. What's it like over there?

Over where?

Over, you know, seas.

It's OK.

Better than here?

Mmm. Well. Better.

I'm thinking of going over some day myself.

You seem adaptable. Blokes like you do well over... there.
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