Sunday, August 31, 2008

Is it safe?

Walter checks into a hotel in Altfeld.
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Walter: Can I leave the car outside?

Receptionist: Outside?

Walter: I mean on the street. Not in the parking lot.

Receptionist: Wherever you like.

Walter: Is it safe on the street? It won't get broken into?

Receptionist: Ha. It is safe. Last time we had a crime in this town was, when, oh, thirty years ago?

Walter: Sorry. I was forgetting. Das ist Deutschland? I could live in a country as regular as this.
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