Christmas decorations

Chatter among barbers about brightening up their shop to attract more customers...
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Stephen S: Tinsel, we need tinsel.

George L: And stars. Stars hung from the tinsel loops.

Robert R: Watch it. Careful what shape the stars are. No star of Davids.

Stephen S: Sure. And we have to be careful the tinsel hanging from the mirrors doesn't obscure the mirrors. Customers throats could get nicked... Ha!

George L: Hats. We wear those red and white pointy hats. I like them.

Robert R: Can't. That's what Santa Claus wears. All our customers are Muslim.

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