Cat café

Cerise visits a cat café, and after sitting watching the 30 odd cats cavort about the salon, believes she can hear them talking.

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Superior Cat: Many people come here. I study them. My conclusion is that we cats are in every way superior.

 Abby: Agreed. Have you ever heard any human talk to us which persuades you that he or she is sane?

Superior Cat: Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. We cats have never forgotten this.

 Abby: But not everyone who comes in here likes us. Just the other day, I heard someone say cats are sneaky and lazy.

 Superior Cat: Very true, and we have many other fine qualities as well.

 Abby: But what do we do if we get into trouble?

 Superior Cat: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.

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