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Cows from next door keep pushing down Fred’s fence.

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Fred: Pesky blighters. If it’s not every day, it’s every second day.

Mrs Fred: It?

Fred: Them, Missus. It’s them cows. They push down me fence and come through and eat the grass in Paddock 4.

Mrs Fred: Grass is always greener.

Fred: Always the same place. One particular post they push over.

Mrs Fred: Put up summat stronger.

Fred: Am. Termorrer. A brand new post.

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