Pit bulls, pirahnas and Venus fly traps
Ray, picnicking with his friend Lena in the park, chats about keeping a pet.
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Ray: I'd like something with a bit of character.
Lena: A pit bull.
Ray: No way. Genetic manipulations. Not a dog. I was thinking a fish.
Lena: Piranha?
Ray: You sink a couple of glasses of chardonnay and you go more aggressive than me. Anyway, they get too ferocious and you can't put anything else in the tank with them. I couldn't toss them in the river like some punch-permed yakuza would.
Lena: Venus fly trap?
Ray: I could live with one of those. A plant housekeeper.
Lena: Hypocrite! They're all carnivores, just a question of scale.
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Labels: pirahnas, pit bulls, Venus fly traps
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