Sunday, November 11, 2007

Sub-prime mortgages

Two men, both called John, who don’t know each other, but actually live in the same apartment block, stop at a fence on the way home and look at a cat.

John Wan: Do you know him?

John Tu: It’s Koge. He goes around the neighborhood asking for food where he can get it. Apparently he used to be kept by an old lady but she went to hospital and now he has no human.

John Wan: Sad. You live near here?

John Tu: In the apartment block behind.

John Wan: Really? So do I. 101. You are?

John Tu: 801. Ground floor. You find the ground floor damp?

John Wan: Especially in winter. You’re not going to buy?

John Tu: I might when I’ve saved enough. And wait until the subprime meltdown blows over.

John Wan: Interesting you should mention subprimes. Very funny interview, or rather a skit, on YouTube from ITV. Your name is…?

John Tu: John Tu.

John Wan: How odd. I’m John Wan.

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