Monday, October 29, 2007

There's no evidence


A foreign student, Cecil, remarks to his room-mate, Phileas, that he just bumped into a Japanese ex-prime minister.

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Phileas: It can’t be.

Cecil: It’s true. He just glided up in one of those Double Crosses. He’s parked in the field.

Phileas: Did he say anything?

Cecil: He looked as if he wanted to ask something, and so I said, “It is you, isn’t it?”

Phileas: And?

Cecil: And then, well, he just looked a bit blank.

Phileas: It wouldn’t have anything to do with…

Cecil: What?

Phileas: What the subtitles said he had said on TV the other day.

Cecil: Maybe it was the subtext that made him resign.

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7 Comments:

At October 30, 2007 at 11:12 PM , Blogger Zen said...

I think he would have glided up in a chauffeur-driven V12 Toyota Century, not a rickety old '82 XX.

 
At October 31, 2007 at 2:57 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's if he really HAD been Shinzo Abe. But it seems even HE didn't know who had been.

 
At October 31, 2007 at 6:29 PM , Blogger Zen said...

Really? Did he have go schizoid? I heard he was checked into a mental facility but I thought that was just stress.

 
At October 31, 2007 at 6:29 PM , Blogger Zen said...

Superfluous "have".

 
At November 1, 2007 at 6:39 PM , Blogger Barry Natusch said...

Auxiliary verbs. Using too many or too few. It's a problem many of us with conditions have. You might even say a symptom.

Except if you are one who has been coming from the subcontinent though. Then the number of auxiliaries you can be stringing has been often a mark of your educational qualifications.

 
At November 2, 2007 at 3:58 PM , Blogger Zen said...

A symptom of?

 
At November 3, 2007 at 9:07 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

symptom of: shinzo ga warui

 

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