Buying a new mobile phone

Customer: How do you change the ringtone?

Shop Owner: Easy. I have too much ringtone. You go here, here, here.

Customer: Wait, I didn’t see that.

Shop Owner: Sorry. Menu, Ringtones, Select. You like?

Customer: Too noisy. Something quiet.

Shop Owner: Standard?

Customer: I didn’t see what you did.

Shop Owner: OK, I show you wallpaper. Same, same. I have too much wallpaper. Menu, Wallpaper, Select.

Customer: Too messy. Something simple.

Shop Owner: Standard? There.

Customer: Too fast. I still didn’t see how you do it.
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