Objectivism

Paul is rewriting a paper, hurriedly, on the morning of his presentation.

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Chris: Is it an objective study now?

Paul: I’ve deleted all references to myself in the abstract.

Chris: A good start. And all the wiki citations in the references?

Paul: Well, most.

Chris: How about all the anecdotes?

Paul: Oh heck. That’s 90 percent of the paper. I give up. I’m just going to tell it like it is.

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