Electric carpet

Priestly complains to Penelope that it is cold.

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Penelope: Use an electric carpet.

Priestly: I’m a penguin, for God’s sake. I don’t need an electric carpet. They look ugly. They clutter the room.

Penelope: Have it your own way. Be cold.

Next day, Priestly runs into Penelope again.

Priestly: I took your advice. I got a carpet.

Penelope: Why?

Priestly: One, the cold. Two, I can put the table on the carpet and hide it.

Penelope: Male penguins are stupid.

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