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Cat girl: Cute.
Vet: Nice smile. Know how many muscles a cat has in its face?
Cat girl: Er…
Vet: OK. How many muscles in the human face?
Cat girl: Twenty?

Vet: More.
Cat girl: Forty?
Vet: More.
Cat girl: Fifty?
Vet: About that. From the buccinators to the occipitsla frontalis. About ten times as many as a cat.
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Who needs 50 facial muscles when you has:
ReplyDeletea) FANGZ
b) SHARP CLORES
c) CUTE
Maybe having 50 facial muscles results in muscle fatigue and facial aging in humans.
ReplyDeleteOld cats don't have collapsed and lined faces.