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Penelope: Use an electric carpet.
Priestly: I’m a penguin, for God’s sake. I don’t need an electric carpet. They look ugly. They clutter the room.
Penelope: Have it your own way. Be cold.
Next day, Priestly runs into Penelope again.
Priestly: I took your advice. I got a carpet.
Penelope: Why?
Priestly: One, the cold. Two, I can put the table on the carpet and hide it.
Penelope: Male penguins are stupid.
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Well said.
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